After the Breakup
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One of the hardest things in life is to survive the end of a relationship. For those of you struggling through this event, try the After the Breakup wheel of wisdom. One moment you are sad, the next angry. Where most self-help tools optimistically focus on healing; “After the Breakup” acknowledges the human need to wallow in pain and/or seek revenge. Organized by emotion, “After the Breakup” suggests activities to satisfy all three dynamics of relationship recovery. From bewilderment to loneliness, binges to property damage, weeping to wheat grass, you will find everything you need to survive your broken heart.
Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Pad
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This wonderful sticky pad is useful for just about any situation (at least those situations which require a bit of humor). This 3X3 pad has 100 sheets and is great for the office or home.
Complaint Sticky Pad
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Looking for a humorous yet direct way to complain to someone? Let the Complaint Sticky Pad do the work for you. It is funny, yet direct. This 3X3 pad has 100 sheets and is great for the office or home.
Dammit Doll
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Feeling annoyed, frustrated, work or home life just a bit unbearable today. Let off some steam (but in a grown-up way). Whack this doll on a hard surface and feel the tension leave your body. Each 10 inch cloth doll is individually created by a nationally awarded doll artist and when not being used, is still attractive. Comes with dammit instructions and is a great gift for the home or office.
Disorganization Relief
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Are you or a loved one often overwhelmed by paperwork and clutter? Does the word “procrastination” seem all too familiar? Here is a meditation candle for you. Light the candle and recite the meditation (included on the candle): “I open my heart and my disorganized life to you and beg your assistance to bring clarity to my desk, my closets, and my addled brain. Help me sort my clothing and shoes by color and season and organize my spices alphabetically. Guide me to pay my bills on time and file my receipts neatly rather than using them to line the bird cage. Bestow on me the faith to store reports and correspondence on my computer and not keep copies piled under my desk just in case. And if you find my worthy, please lead me to those pliers for which I’ve been searching for years.”
I Can Do It Cards
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Are you in need of a boost or have a friend who is a bit sad? I Can Do It cards were developed to give you a sense of joy, power, and contentment in a variety of subjects, including: romance, wealth, health, forgiveness, creativity, overcoming stress, job success, and self-esteem. There are 60 cards in a box. Pull one (or more) out each day to give you a well deserved lift. A wonderful gift for yourself or a friend.
Our Lady of Online Romance
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Dating online can be a wonderful way to meet someone, but how do you know that the other person is a prince versus a dud? When in doubt, use Our Lady of Online Romance candle. Light the candle and say the following (included on back of the candle) “With the most fervent desire of my soul I ask for your assistance and protection in my search for online romance. Walk with me into crowded chatrooms and keep my path clear of obvious deadbeats and losers. Help me avoid internet stalkers and those who would download our intimate conversations to pass around the office. And through your great power ensure that my Mr. Right is not actually a 14 year old computer geek.”
Suggestion Sticky Pad
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This funny 3X3 suggestion pad is great for the office or home. It has 100 sheets for many, many suggestions.
The Screaming Scream Doll
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Feeling frustrated or anxious and just want to scream? Release your frustration or anxiety and giggle instead. Inspired by Munch’s masterpiece, The Scream, just squeeze this Scream’s belly and feel your tension leave.
The Screaming Scream Pillow
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Relax your anxiety with this therapeutic pillow! Munch’s masterpiece has been artfully reproduced in pillow form. Just squeeze the pillow and hear it scream! Great for those frustrating moments. Machine washable.
Things You Must Do To Make Me Happy
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Here is the ultimate emotional “honey-do” list. Don’t leave your partner guessing what he or she needs to do. Let your partner know exactly what needs to be done each day to make you happy. This pad is fabulous for any relationship. Things You Must Do To Make Me Happy comes with 60 pages to make sure your every need is met.
Washington Apple Candles
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There are many ways in which we remember things: hearing, seeing, touching, tasting, and smelling. Of all the memory paths, the strongest memory cue of all is smelling. With this in mind, we offer the Washington Apple candle. Open the tin and you will be sent back to a pleasant time in the Fall or be reminded of a wonderful hot apple pie. These two inch tall candle tins have a marvelous rich scent that is not over-powering and will burn for hours upon hours.
Wedding Voodoo Doll
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Everything seems perfect. The caterers have been hired, the wedding invitations sent, but wait….there is always something that seems amiss. Protect the bride you love and relieve her wedding jitters. The Wedding Voodoo Doll is a 10 inch cloth doll with a real mesh veil. Place the white pins (for good luck) on the appropriate phrases: groom shows up, limo on time, mother-in-law minds own business……A great gift for any bride to be.
Abundant True Love Candle
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This candle is dedicated to the pursuit of attaining everlasting true love. And while you're at it, be released from the ill-effects of bad relationships. A great candle for anyone looking the right partner.
Dial-An-Excuse
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Have you ever needed an excuse or know someone who always comes up with wild excuses? The Dial-An-Excuse wheel of wisdom is for you! Missed a birthday? Use the wheel for the classic reason: later surprised planned, or the far-fetched: gift stolen at gun-point, or the sob story: childhood birthday trauma; and there are many more excuses. In fact, the Dial-An-Excuse provides you 180 reasons for 36 excuse-necessary situations! Think of the power!
Happy Home Prayer Candle
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This candle is dedicated to provide a home right out of sitcom heaven. May you have supportive neighbors, modern appliances like Jane Jetson, a harmonious family, and that your kitchen is infused with the aroma of Aunt Bea?s hot apple pie.
How To Make Love
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This reprint of an unintentionally funny booklet from 1936 is filled with misinformation about love and wooing from the days when “making love” meant holding hands on the porch swing. This paperback is 32 pages long and includes illustrations. A great gift!
I Love You Candles
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Are you in the mood to tell someone how much you love them? Use these 1 1/2” “I Love You” Candles to add a special touch to your next candlelight dinner. Each red wax letter sits atop a 2” wooden pick so you can stick them into a steak or cake. A great idea for special occasions
Make a Wish Candle
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A terrific candle dedicated to making wishes.
Romance Magnetic Poetry
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Words can stir the embers of love. Enjoy the creativity of leaving messages for one another on the refrigerator or even on a locker. Sweet, sappy, and a little sexy! The Romance Kit is also a great gift for showers, anniversaries, weddings, or Valentine’s Day.
Supreme Mystery Date (male) Candle
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Are you looking for the perfect man? Have you tried everything that you can think of to find him? Are you dreading the idea of another dateless Saturday night? If the answer is yes to all of these questions, why not try the Supreme Mystery Date meditation candle. Who knows? Maybe it will work.
Sweet Talk Magic Ball
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Want to whisper sweet nothings to your sweetheart but can’t find the words? Let the Sweet Talk Ball do the talking for you. Just shake this 3 3/4” red plastic ball and look in the heart-shaped viewing window on the back for one of twenty special love messages such as “4 Ever Mine” and “You’re a 10”. Keep it handy for those intimate moments when you need to say the perfect thing. It’s a fun way to tell someone how much you care. Also a great gift.
Sweetheart Duckies
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These rubber duckies are the most romantic and darling of our ducks. Place them in your bath and feel the love.
The Art of Kissing
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Originally printed in 1936, this unintentionally funny book is filled with instructions on how to kiss. Learn the “approved methods of kissing” from the 30’s, including the soul kiss, the spiritual kiss, electric kissing parties, kissing under the mistletoe, kissing games, and more! The Art of Kissing is 48 pages long and includes illustrations.
Tokens of Love
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This delightful book traces the history and mystery of gift-giving courtship rites throughout the centuries. “A fascinating history of Valentine customs and trinkets. Beautifully illustrated.” - Entertainment Weekly
Apology Pad
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Ever get into a heated discussion and feel the need to make peace, but in a humorous way? Or do you know someone who just can’t say "I’m sorry". The APOLOGY pad is for you. This funny pad allows you to say I’m Sorry without the hurt. Each pad has 60 pages and is a great idea for any disagreement at home, school or work.
Commandments
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Wonderful die-cut sticky notes that look like the tablets that Moses brought down. One set says "Thou Shalt" the other "Thou Shalt Not". Great for relationship decisions.
Great Job On
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One of the biggest complaints folks have at work or home is that all their hard work or giving to others is not acknowledged. If you want folks to keep on doing well, you have to encourage them. Use a Great Job On note and watch your employees or family members smile and continue their motivation for good work! Each 3X3 sticky note pad has 100 sheets and is a great idea for at home, school or work.
He Said She Said: Sticky Notes
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Blank pink and blue (for female vs. male) speech bubble sticky notes; great for use with photos!
Henry VIII & His Disappearing Wives Mug
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In a poor taste salute to marital therapy, we present to you the Henry VIII & His Disappearing Wives Mug. King Henry went through wives like water (which by the way, is dysfunctional) all in the pursuit of an heir. However, he deeply regretted having to behead his spouses and eventually supported a new church which approved of divorce. All in all, a much better outcome for some of his wives. Just pour hot liquid into the mug, and watch his wives disappear.
Note to Self
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This marvelous pad allows you to record your notes and identify if your thoughts are "urgent, memorize then burn, brilliant idea, or a late-night musing" to name a few. A great pad for someone who jots down ideas or likes organization. Sixty pages per pad.
Please
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Have your needs met easily. Just write your request down on this nifty pad and watch how quickly others leap to meet your needs. Each 3X3 sticky note pad has 100 sheets and is a great idea for at home, school or work.
Thank You
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Thank you...such a simple phrase that can do so much. Not only is it good manners to acknowledge someone who did something for you, it also makes the other person feel good and be more likely to do something for you again. (Saying thank you can also help improve any conflict) Create a smile in another person by leaving this humorous note in a place you know they will see it. Each 3X3 sticky note pad has 100 sheets and is a great idea for at home, school or work.
Where to Find True Love Wheel
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Looking for love and not sure where to go to find it? Here is a wheel for you! Just pick a place and learn about the pros and cons of each locale, and we include a pick-up line to help you attract your mate.
Deal With This
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A fun sticky pad that lets you delegate a task to someone else in a direct yet witty way. 100 sticky notes per pad.
For Lovers Vouchers
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A fantastic gift for any couple. Twenty vouchers that cover all aspects of a romantic relation. From “Cuddle Night” to “Household Chore” to “End an Argument” to name a few. Each voucher is humorously written and will empower your lucky partner. A great gift idea for any romantic relationship.
For the Family Vouchers
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Twenty fun and humorous vouchers that address everything from “You’re Right”, “Pizza Night”, “No Complaint Day”, “Fun Outing”, to “Car Wash”. A great gift for any family.
Friend Vouchers
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Twenty vouchers for a friend! Each voucher is humorously written and covers such topics such as: “help with chore”, “guilty pleasure”, “honest opinion”, to “treat for dinner”. A great gift idea that gives twenty times.
I’d Like To Do This With You
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A great and funny pad that can only enhance any friendship or relationship. Check what you want to do and let the game plan begin! 50 sheets per pad.
Prescription
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Treatment is only part medicine. Use this wonderful pad to tell others how to treat an icky woe. 50 sheets per pad.
See Me
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A great pad for the home, school, or office that will certainly get you the attention that you seek. 100 sticky notes per pad.
Things You Must Do To Make Me Happier
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Part II of the “Things You Must Do To Make Me Happy” pad. A great and humorous pad which lets you tell others what you need. Perfect for direct communication or for those that need to improve their assertiveness.
Who’s to Blame
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Do you find yourself taking responsibility for everyone else’s problems? Why blame yourself when you could blame someone else? List problems on the left and suspected wrong doers on the right then connect them. This marvelously wicked pad also includes an action plan for your treatment of the wrong doer. Each pad is 6 X 9 inches and 60 pages.
Shakespearean Insult Gum
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While insulting others can be rude and offensive, here is a witty and sophisticated insulting method that also tastes good. Effective insults occur when the other person understands that there was a wicked comment, but can’t get back at you due to being impressed by your cleverness. Each set includes seven 1” boxes that resemble miniature Shakespeare volumes. There is an Shakespearean insult printed inside that will certainly (and cleverly) offend others and two fruit flavored gum balls.
Set of two.
Empowermints
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Go, be strong and have courage! These tasty peppermints are in a reusable tin.
You Rock Sticky Notes
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A wonderful sticky note that will make anyone smile. A great gift for home or office.
It Could Be Worse Sticky Notes
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A great sticky note that reminds us all, that it really could be worse. A great gift for home or office.
Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off
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This marvelous pad is designed for the times you really need to let someone know how they have let you down (in a no threatening humorous way, of course). A great idea for those close to you whether it be at work, at home, or with friends. Each pad has 60 sheets.
Pro & Con Portable Pad
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This is a small version of our Pro & Con Pad. Just toss one in your purse or pocket and be ready for any decision making that you may have to do. Each pad has 50 sheets is created to be highly portable.
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