Freudian Sips Mug
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What’s a Freudian Sip? When you say one thing but mean your mother! Have no fear, here is a wonderfully funny mug to get you through even the worst days. A terrific gift for any fan of psychology!
Jung Finger Puppet
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Jung was one of the early great Psychologists. Now you can put him on your finger as a puppet or on your fridge as a magnet. Be sure to see our Freud Finger Puppet and Pavlov’s Dog Finger Puppets.
Pavlov’s Dog Finger Puppet
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Pavlov was one of the first scientists who was able to show how behavior could be learned by using dogs. Hence, Pavlov’s dogs became famous. This is a fabulous finger puppet that also is a magnet that can be used on your fridge.
Freud Card
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The Freud Card is a unique die-cut card that is simply wonderful. You determine the purpose of this card by using any one of the many stickers that come with it. The stickers have a huge variety of sayings that include quotes from Freud, funny sayings, and traditional messages like “Happy Birthday” and “Happy Anniversary”. Comes with an envelope. Be sure to see our Einstein and Scream cards!
Einstein Card
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The Einstein Card is a unique die-cut card that is simply wonderful. You determine the purpose of this card by using any one of the many stickers that come with it. The stickers have a huge variety of sayings that include quotes from Einstein, funny sayings, and traditional messages like “Happy Birthday” and “Happy Anniversary”. Comes with an envelope. Be sure to see our Freud and Scream cards!
Freud Pill Box
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A wonderful pill box made out of fine chrome with a clasp to keep your meds safely inside. Freud states: “Don’t forget to take your meds”! A terrific gift for yourself or someone else!
Van Gogh Pill Box
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A glorious pill box made out of fine chrome with a clasp to keep your meds safely inside. Van Gogh states: “Crazy things happen when you forget to take your meds”! This is a best seller for anyone involved in medicine, psychology, or who has a wicked sense of humor. Gift boxed.
Freud Finger Puppet
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Now you too can Freud on your fingertips! Place him on your finger and he is a puppet; on your fridge and he becomes a magnet. Be sure to see our Jung Finger Puppet and Pavlov’s Dog Finger Puppets.
Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Pad
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This wonderful sticky pad is useful for just about any situation (at least those situations which require a bit of humor). This 3X3 pad has 100 sheets and is great for the office or home.
Complaint Sticky Pad
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Looking for a humorous yet direct way to complain to someone? Let the Complaint Sticky Pad do the work for you. It is funny, yet direct. This 3X3 pad has 100 sheets and is great for the office or home.
Corporate Flashcards
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Have you ever wished you could speak like corporate big-wig? Corporate Flashcards will get you multisyllabizing like a results-driven tycoon in mere days. Study alone or with a team player, then embrace your golden handcuffs as you blame storm you r way up the ladder! Packed with all the emptiest jargon, Corporate Flashcards are the perfect gift for the unemployed and over employed alike. Corporate Flashcards consist of 60 laminated 5X7 cards.
Dammit Doll
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Feeling annoyed, frustrated, work or home life just a bit unbearable today. Let off some steam (but in a grown-up way). Whack this doll on a hard surface and feel the tension leave your body. Each 10 inch cloth doll is individually created by a nationally awarded doll artist and when not being used, is still attractive. Comes with dammit instructions and is a great gift for the home or office.
Disorganization Relief
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Are you or a loved one often overwhelmed by paperwork and clutter? Does the word “procrastination” seem all too familiar? Here is a meditation candle for you. Light the candle and recite the meditation (included on the candle): “I open my heart and my disorganized life to you and beg your assistance to bring clarity to my desk, my closets, and my addled brain. Help me sort my clothing and shoes by color and season and organize my spices alphabetically. Guide me to pay my bills on time and file my receipts neatly rather than using them to line the bird cage. Bestow on me the faith to store reports and correspondence on my computer and not keep copies piled under my desk just in case. And if you find my worthy, please lead me to those pliers for which I’ve been searching for years.”
I Can Do It Cards
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Are you in need of a boost or have a friend who is a bit sad? I Can Do It cards were developed to give you a sense of joy, power, and contentment in a variety of subjects, including: romance, wealth, health, forgiveness, creativity, overcoming stress, job success, and self-esteem. There are 60 cards in a box. Pull one (or more) out each day to give you a well deserved lift. A wonderful gift for yourself or a friend.
Suggestion Sticky Pad
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This funny 3X3 suggestion pad is great for the office or home. It has 100 sheets for many, many suggestions.
The Screaming Scream Doll
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Feeling frustrated or anxious and just want to scream? Release your frustration or anxiety and giggle instead. Inspired by Munch’s masterpiece, The Scream, just squeeze this Scream’s belly and feel your tension leave.
Washington Apple Candles
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There are many ways in which we remember things: hearing, seeing, touching, tasting, and smelling. Of all the memory paths, the strongest memory cue of all is smelling. With this in mind, we offer the Washington Apple candle. Open the tin and you will be sent back to a pleasant time in the Fall or be reminded of a wonderful hot apple pie. These two inch tall candle tins have a marvelous rich scent that is not over-powering and will burn for hours upon hours.
Boss Toss
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Feeling pressure from you boss at work? Relieve your corporate stress by sending small supervisors skyward with the Boss Toss! Just load one of the 1-5/8" tall, plastic executives (male and female) into the catapult and send them flying! Great for launching over cubicle walls and across desks.
Dead Duck
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This is one rubber ducky that just didn’t quite make it. The Dead Duck comes with it’s own death certificate and is a tremendous gift for any one with a wicked sense of humor. (This is especially true for anyone working in medicine)
Dial-An-Excuse
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Have you ever needed an excuse or know someone who always comes up with wild excuses? The Dial-An-Excuse wheel of wisdom is for you! Missed a birthday? Use the wheel for the classic reason: later surprised planned, or the far-fetched: gift stolen at gun-point, or the sob story: childhood birthday trauma; and there are many more excuses. In fact, the Dial-An-Excuse provides you 180 reasons for 36 excuse-necessary situations! Think of the power!
Find It, A Compass For Chronic Losers
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If you have ever misplaced your keys or cell phone, not to mention your mind, the “Find It” wheel of wisdom is for you. Research reveals that the average American spends up to an hour per day looking for lost items and information. Over time, disorganization can squander as much as a full year of the typical American lifespan. “Find It” helps prompt your brain by indicating 150 potential spots for 50 different misplaced things. And to combat those tragic times when you’ve looked positively everywhere but just can’t locate what you need “Find It” suggests the all-important plan B.
Make a Wish Candle
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A terrific candle dedicated to making wishes.
Mini Buddha Zen Garden
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Origniating in Japan, the Zen Garden is designed to help calm your stressful life. The little garden (4” X 3”) is perfect for small spaces such as on a desk or by a phone. This Zen Garden comes with a little ceramic Buddha and incense. You will be surprised how relaxing this garden can be.
Mini Zen Meditation Garden
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This wonderful mini garden comes with everything you need to particpate in the art of Zen gardening. It is perfect for small spaces (4” X 3”) such as on a desk or by a phone. Chimes, tray, sand, rosewood rake, and incense is all included. A wonderful way to reduce stress.
Our Lady of Deadlines Candle
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This candle is dedicated to your survival from the ravages of extreme deadlines. Light Our Lady of Deadlines and imagine yourself free from procrastination and have the strength to endure endless hours of time pressure without the ill effects of stress. A great candle for any procrastinator that you know.
Our Lady of Early Retirement Candle
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Do you dream of retiring? Light this candle and mediate on the protection of your stock portfolio from outrageous tumbles, ensure that your investments are fruitful and multiply, and that social security benefits remain intact. Try lighting the candle every pay day.
Our Lady of Perpetual Paycheck Candle
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This candle is dedicated to always enjoying perpetual and everlasting paychecks. Even in times of economic uncertainties. As a special feature, this candle also addresses your freedom from spiteful and quarrelsome co-workers.
Out of Debt Quick Candle
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Are you feeling overwhelmed by financial debt and need an emotional uplift? This candle is dedicated to removing yourself from debtor?s purgatory. Light the candle and meditate on having all late payments fees, overdraft fines, and excessive credit card balances removed.
Powerful Protection from Inflated Egos Candle
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Do you have contact with someone who has an inflated ego, is narcissistic, or has an unrealistic estimation of their own importance? Try the Powerful Protection from Inflated Egos candle.
Pro-Con Pad
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Every have trouble making decisions? Sometimes, a simple technique can make life that much easier. The Pro-Con Pad guides you gently through your dilemma until it’s solved. A great pad for anyone who has trouble making decisions or is facing a big decision! 60 pages for 60 decisions.
Protection from Cranky Customers Candle
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Do you find yourself trying to maintain a sunny and pleasant manner in the face of demanding customers? Are you tired of hearing the words ?I do not have the receipt?, ?I demand better service?, or ?Let me speak to your manager?. Do you provide customer service? This candle is for you!
Protection from the Boss from Hell Candle
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Do you work for a boss who micromanages, focuses excessively on time cards, rants over missing office supplies, every memo is urgent, and who refuses to acknowledge that you have a life outside of the office. If so, this is a meditation candle for you! Instructions are as follows: ?Place candle in office cubical and light. Repeat prayer once a day and three times on scheduled payday. In extreme cases, update resume and clear out your desk! Good luck!?
Protection from the Holier Than Thou Candle
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Protect yourself from encounters from those who are judgemental of your values, political leanings, and who presume to be better than others. A must for those who have judgemental family members, in-laws, or co-workers.
Sand Meditation Garden
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Originating in Japan, the Sand Garden is designed to help calm your stressful life. This garden comes with everything you need to participate in the art of Zen gardening. A wonderful addition to your home or office. Included in the set is a 8 ½ X 5 ½” tray, sand, a rose wood finished rake, bird figurine, and a meditation rock.
Therapist note: I have one in my office which many clients use to help relax while talking about stressful subjects. Both children and adults enjoy this Zen garden.
Slang Flashcards
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Do you find yourself wondering what the “kids” are talking about? Wish you were just a little more “with it”? Slang Flashcards untilize humor and classic learning techniques to get you talking street in no time. Learn by yourself or with a friend, then get a load of your bad self! Each box contains 60 large laminated flashcards.
Stress Balls
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These balls are great to hold in your hand to squeeze away any stress that you feel. Each ball has a unique design on it.
The Scream Card
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The Scream Card is a unique die-cut card that is truly wonderful. You determine the purpose of this car by using any one of the many stickers that come with it. The stickers have a huge variety of sayings that include quotes, funny sayings, and traditional messages like “Happy Birthday” and “Happy Anniversary”. Comes with an envelope. Be sure to see our Freud and Einstein cards!
Vice Sticker Collection
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Celebrate a life of vice with this colorful collection of stickers. Each set consists of seven semi-permanent, fade resistant decals that range in size from 3” X 5 ½” to 2 ½” X 2 and are silkscreen printed on transparent backgrounds. The wide ranging selection of vices include drinking, shopping, gambling and other wicked temptations. Perfect for windows, mirrors or other smooth surfaces.
Apology Pad
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Ever get into a heated discussion and feel the need to make peace, but in a humorous way? Or do you know someone who just can’t say "I’m sorry". The APOLOGY pad is for you. This funny pad allows you to say I’m Sorry without the hurt. Each pad has 60 pages and is a great idea for any disagreement at home, school or work.
Commandments
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Wonderful die-cut sticky notes that look like the tablets that Moses brought down. One set says "Thou Shalt" the other "Thou Shalt Not". Great for relationship decisions.
Freudian Slips: Sticky Notes
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This wonderful pad (includes a prescription pad and Freud picture pad) contains over 100 sticky notes for "when you say one thing but mean your mother".
Great Job On
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One of the biggest complaints folks have at work or home is that all their hard work or giving to others is not acknowledged. If you want folks to keep on doing well, you have to encourage them. Use a Great Job On note and watch your employees or family members smile and continue their motivation for good work! Each 3X3 sticky note pad has 100 sheets and is a great idea for at home, school or work.
He Said She Said: Sticky Notes
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Blank pink and blue (for female vs. male) speech bubble sticky notes; great for use with photos!
Note to Self
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This marvelous pad allows you to record your notes and identify if your thoughts are "urgent, memorize then burn, brilliant idea, or a late-night musing" to name a few. A great pad for someone who jots down ideas or likes organization. Sixty pages per pad.
Please
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Have your needs met easily. Just write your request down on this nifty pad and watch how quickly others leap to meet your needs. Each 3X3 sticky note pad has 100 sheets and is a great idea for at home, school or work.
Thank You
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Thank you...such a simple phrase that can do so much. Not only is it good manners to acknowledge someone who did something for you, it also makes the other person feel good and be more likely to do something for you again. (Saying thank you can also help improve any conflict) Create a smile in another person by leaving this humorous note in a place you know they will see it. Each 3X3 sticky note pad has 100 sheets and is a great idea for at home, school or work.
Co-Worker Vouchers
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Twenty vouchers that will make any workplace more enjoyable. These vouchers cover subjects such as “Coffee Run”, “Copy Something”, Treat for Lunch”, “Sympathetic Ear”, and “Praise Publicly” to name a few. Each voucher is written with great wit. A fabulous gift for the workplace.
See Me
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A great pad for the home, school, or office that will certainly get you the attention that you seek. 100 sticky notes per pad.
Who’s to Blame
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Do you find yourself taking responsibility for everyone else’s problems? Why blame yourself when you could blame someone else? List problems on the left and suspected wrong doers on the right then connect them. This marvelously wicked pad also includes an action plan for your treatment of the wrong doer. Each pad is 6 X 9 inches and 60 pages.
Shakespearean Insult Gum
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While insulting others can be rude and offensive, here is a witty and sophisticated insulting method that also tastes good. Effective insults occur when the other person understands that there was a wicked comment, but can’t get back at you due to being impressed by your cleverness. Each set includes seven 1” boxes that resemble miniature Shakespeare volumes. There is an Shakespearean insult printed inside that will certainly (and cleverly) offend others and two fruit flavored gum balls.
Set of two.
Stickman in Officeland Reflective Stickers
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You know the Stickman….the silhouette that tells you when to cross the street or warns you of a potential dangerous situations. The Stickman has now been promoted to warn others of possible office hazards. Each sheet has 12 vinyl, reflective stickers capturing Stickman in a series of awkward and painful office situations. For the Stickman, it’s a job, and someone has got to do it.
Empowermints
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Go, be strong and have courage! These tasty peppermints are in a reusable tin.
You Rock Sticky Notes
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A wonderful sticky note that will make anyone smile. A great gift for home or office.
It Could Be Worse Sticky Notes
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A great sticky note that reminds us all, that it really could be worse. A great gift for home or office.
Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off
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This marvelous pad is designed for the times you really need to let someone know how they have let you down (in a no threatening humorous way, of course). A great idea for those close to you whether it be at work, at home, or with friends. Each pad has 60 sheets.
Pro & Con Portable Pad
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This is a small version of our Pro & Con Pad. Just toss one in your purse or pocket and be ready for any decision making that you may have to do. Each pad has 50 sheets is created to be highly portable.
Office Door Knob Messaging
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These sturdy and fabulous double sided door hangers are great for any office setting. Let your colleagues know when you are able and unable to be disturbed in a humorous yet eye catching way.
Task Clips (Do, File, Send, Read)
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Make organization fun! Use these wonderful clips to sort out what really needs to be done: Do, File, Send, and Read (then take a coffee break). 36 clips per package.
Task Clips (Now, Tomorrow, This Week, Someday)
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Make organization fun! Use these wonderful clips to sort out what really needs to be done: now, tomorrow, this week or someday (then take a coffee break). 36 clips per package.
The Decision Kit
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Sometimes making a decision can be one of the most difficult things to do. With the Decision Kit, you have all the tools that you need to make any trivial or life changing decision. Each boxed kit comes with three wonderful scripted note pads (60 pages each), sticky notes (50 sheets), an inspirational quote booklet, witty pen, illustrated magnet, and declarative pin. A fabulous gift for anyone who has to make frequent decisions or for those who have difficulty making any decision.
The Professional Correspondence Kit
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Writing can often be unnerving. This witty correspondence boxed kit will make any note writing pleasurable for yourself and those around you. A great gift for anyone who works in an office or for an organization.
To Do, To Ponder, To File - File Folders
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These wonderful and witty file folders will brighten up any day at the office. The interior of each file has a place for notes. Go ahead, add some color and honest to your important papers. Being organized has never been such fun. Six files per packet, two of each type of file.
Whenever Sticky Notepad Set
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Today, soon, someday, sticky note pad set is wonderful for anyone who deals with a constant flow of papers or the procrastinator in your life. Each set contains 6 sticky note pads. A great gift for anyone at the office, school, or home.
Useless, Nothing, Nosy File Folders
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Even the most humdrum of office work will be perked up with these witty and fun files. The interior of each file has a place for notes. Go ahead, add some color and honest to your important papers. Being organized has never been such fun. Six files per packet, two of each type of file.
Shoot for the Moon
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This paperweight is a terrific gift for anyone who is completing school, being promoted, or is planning on a great endeavor. The paperweight is brushed metal and a fine addition to any décor.
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